It is that special time of year when I get to feel something other than my own fingers inside me. I went for my annual gyno appointment. I was in good spirits as was my gyno. We made chit chat about the last time I had a period, how I don't smoke and the fact that I am not currently sexually active. She happily gave me a 3 month supply of the pill which I happily thanked her for and then we got down to business. She got handsy with my boobs, had me scoot to the end of the table, swabbed up my innards and finger banged me while pressing on my stomach. After slipping off her lubricated rubber gloves and writing out my prescription she said, "As I have been telling all my non-sexually active patients, let's make 2010 the year." - True story.
