Thursday, January 21, 2010

Sometimes you can't unsee things


So I think watching animals fuck is hilarious. What's not hilarious, is having seen a walrus suck his own dick affect your dreams. This happened to me. I had a dream that I had an elephant trunk penis hanging where my clitoritis should have been and after jerking it like a man piece, I trying shoving it in my lady hole all the while wondering why it took me this long to figure out that I was a hermaphrodite.

8 comments:

Ms. Rachel said...

Not quite the same, but I took a school trip to the Coney Island Aquarium and we saw one of the walruses fucking his plastic ring play toy. We didn't understand at first what was going on, but it became clear rather soon. Great teaching moment.

soapy t said...

that's amazing. who knew walurs' loved to fuck so much?

nellsbells75 said...

I've been sending this to all, sorry, If I was the one that got you.

Anonymous said...

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