FLASH ANNOUNCEMENT: "They" and "Anonymous"

It's been years, I know, I am sorry I have been hiding for so long. I will no longer be uncredited, nor am I searching for past dues or congratulations. I just want to say that I am the "THEY" that always says things AND I am the "ANONYMOUS" author of the poem Footprints as well as many other literary works.

Yeah, No, I Didn't Quit

A few weeks ago I ended yet another short stint at a shitty "company". The population of that organization was three, including myself. The boss/ owner was an utter douchebag that asserted his power by calling me names like kiddo and sweetheart. Maybe that is something you have to do when you keep CEO placard on your desk facing yourself so that you are reminded of your power as a boss of two. I spent my afternoons napping in the bathroom using the toilet paper roll as a make-shift pillow. I couldn't take it. It wasn't for me and I knew that at about day three for sure. I suppose one could say I had set myself up to fail. Having said that, I am not morning this loss nor am I upset. I embrace this moment as the end of a struggle in helping others attempt to live their dream. It is time I start living my own.

Happy Be-lated Birthday America!

Nothing makes me hornier than the 4th of July and competitive eating. Watching Joey Chestnut pack hot dogs in his face gets me all randy in my downstairs. I couldn't be any prouder to be an American.